This is a turkey baster.  Fun fact: we are not actually using one so even the title of this blog is a lie. 

So you want to have a baby...

Or maybe you don't, but we do.  The problem is we are missing one key ingredient in baby making: a penis.  This blog is my attempt to capture our madcap adventure into parenthood.  There are fancy rich people ways for two ladies to have babies, but since we are neither of those things we are doing this a little differently.  Sheets will be stained, fits will be thrown, and we are using mason jars for things even pinterest can't dream up.  This blog celebrates queer baby making at its finest.